The punch planet

Vol.1       Issue.1                        Price. Not yet decided

GREETINGS FOLKS!

Since everybody goes about propagating their ideas we also be very soon, poet laureate of the farther planets  Terry ‘Always’ Idle who also happens to my good friend hit upon this idea of  starting to do some real creative work, which involves doing some non-creative work such as writing these introductions.

Even though getting staff for our over ambitious project has been stalled for the next few weeks due to unavoidable bitter experiences which we in office refer to as exams.

Although you can pitch in with your ideas on how we should run this weekly/daily/monthly/fortnightly/yearly/bi-weekly whatever. I cannot guarantee you the importance of your contribution which might be rejected out rightly or even placed in our dreaded editorials.

For now it will only be me Satyeki who will be editing this paper of sorts, I am quite sure that for the next few years that I will be the only one coming back and the reading the same. Terry Idle will do his bit with poems.

On what we are going to provide in The Punch Planet is for you to decide. I can’t imagine how I typed the above sentence, what we provide will be of utmost i.e. the highest level of waywardness in both thought and humor.

Yes, we like all the other things we also claim that we are neutral, but at times we might take the sides of blondes and brunettes with er certain parameters…otherwise we will be quite neutral.

This will go down in history on unwanted literature as the first editorial of The Punch Planet.

Before I go, Terry thought that he would inspire you all with a small poem to contribute.

INSPIRE AND CONSPIRE

BY

TERRY IDLE

Contribute O please contribute

We might need your piece

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This is an opportunity you must seize

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We know you are quite jobless

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Our hands sum up to a little less

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Give us money if you can

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With which we will never buy an omni van

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Begging is the last thing I will do

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Yes, even a dirty poem like this will do

To be sung during times when you are feeling quite lonely, and please do sing properly for even nonsense verse takes a lot of sweat.